Whilst spending an afternoon innocently browsing the ancient Mayan archives in the secret basement of PYT, I perchanced upon an upcoming special and rare event: The VAMPIRE WEEKDAY. According to myth, a time when creatures of the night were free to mingle about during sunlight hours. While at first villagers hid in fear, they eventually learned it was in fact a time of armistice and celebration where the forces of good and evil put aside their differences to collectively partake in bacchanalia, bask in sunlight, and consume grilled foodstuffs.
On rare occasions such as THIS MONDAY when the sun, moon, and stars align in the proper pattern, Vampire Weekday is still celebrated. The only caveat nightwalkers need heed is the presence of a glowy sheen to their skin, not unlike the dainty vampires of Twilight lore.
VAMPIRE WEEKDAY
2PM-9PM @ PYT
FREE BODY GLITTER
1/2 OFF ALL RED DRINKS
OUTDOOR GRILL SETUP W/DOGS, BURGERS AND CORN
MUSICAL SELECTIONS BY DIRTY SOUTH JOE & FLUFFTRONIX
